brainblurb – the most useless product

Warning. This is a rant post.

Today is one of those few days where it actually rains in Sydney.

In case you would like to know, Sydney has 236 days a year sunshine. The remainder being days with rain. However, a shower only ever lasts 30-60 minutes.

With that and the general environment in mind I would like to introduce to you the most useless product ever invented. At least in my opinion.

Drum roll.

Here comes the umbrella bagging station usually found at entrances of larger offices, banks or shopping Centers.

If it is raining and you enter the building you are supposed to fold up your umbrella and bag it in one of those long plastic cover condoms.

To avoid water dropping from your wet umbrella onto the precious floor. Yes.

What an utter bullshit. Such a waste of money and resources. Especially following the plastic shopping bag ban you now get a free plastic bag for your umbrella; which you’ll use for 15min and then dispose of 👍

Anyone giving me any of this, “yeah but this is about safety, someone might slip and break their neck because of your water drops…” bullshit, please consider this: you just managed to walk through the rain without falling on your face.

If you ever met my grandma you know how to properly shake an umbrella dry before you enter a building.

Rant over.

PS – don’t use these things.

humans eat plastic

Humans don’t run on information.
Humans don’t make decisions on facts.
Humans don’t spend money based on data.
Humans run on feelings.

It has always been like this and will never change. Never.

Much more intelligent people than me figured this out. Dead and alive. Freud, Bernays, Plotinus, Socrates…

Here is only one example why the above is true.

The majority of the people in first world parts on this planet are aware of the fact that we have too much plastic in our oceans. That in itself is pretty uncool. 

You know the swimming in plastics, poor fish and turtles dying and so on. Then you add the fact that micro-plastics make their way from the ocean (via fish, rain or drink water) into the human food chain and you know that plastic in general is a pretty crap product.

At this very moment the majority of the people mentioned above will be shopping for plastic wrapped products and carry them home in plastic bags.

Humans don’t run on information.
Humans don’t make decisions on facts.
Humans don’t spend money based on data.  

Humans run on feelings.